"I was at the Oscars once, for Serpico. That was the second time I was nominated. I was sitting in the third or fourth row with Diane Keaton. Jeff Bridges was there with his girl. No one expected me to come. I was a little high. Somebody had done something to my hair, blew it or something, and I looked like I had a bird’s nest on my head, a real mess. I sat there and tried to look indifferent because I was so nervous. Any time I’m nervous, I try to put on an indifferent or a cold look. At one point, I turned to Jeff Bridges and said, "Hey, looks like there won’t be time to get to the Best Actor awards." He gave me a strange look. He said, "Oh, really?" I said, "It’s over, the hour is up." He said, "It’s three hours long." I thought it was an hour TV show, can you imagine that? And I had to pee bad. So I popped a Valium. Actually, I was eating Valium like they were candy. Chewed on them. Finally came the Best Actor. Can you imagine the shape I was in? I couldn’t have made it to the stage. I was praying, "Please don’t let it be me. Please." And I hear … "Jack Lemmon." I was just so happy I didn’t have to get up, because I never would have made it."
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Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
Ronaldo’s second goal vs. Levante | 18.10.2014
”Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player in La Liga to score 15 goals in the opening 8 matchdays.”
Haha! My housemate is a songwriter, so he’s just going around London in search of some open mics, and I tend to go with him. Tonight we ended up at this nice pub - it was someone’s birthday, I think, and Chiwetel Ejiofor was there. I only managed to take a blurry pic of him from the distance, but HE WAS DANCING AND WHOO-HOOING RIGHT BEHIND ME WHILE LOOKING YUMMY IN A SUIT.
So, I spent this evening chilling in a restaurant/pub with Chiwetel Ejiofor and his entire family and friends. Yep, no big deal.
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)